Douche Bag

I spent the most awkward 15 minutes of my life the other day trying to explain to my mom what a douche bag is. We obviously don't have it here Malaysia then.

I'm not explaining it to you so go look it up on the internet.

The mindless partying has taken a toll on my health. My throat feels like sandpaper. Food taste like cardboard. I get intensive chest pains eating too much after a night of partying.

The worst part? The best cure for it all is as simple as a mug of beer.

So cheers.